PONavatharam - a legend in one dozen roles

Ladies and Gentleman,

I am very much honored to inform you all that script for mega blockbuster movie "PONavatharam" where our own Galaxy Hero will play one dozen roles across all heavenly bodies in our Milky way galaxy is completed and ready for release. In this happy moment i like to thank my friends and colleagues who provided support and help to make me create this world class creation. Most importantly the creation will benefit world people for all by following the good philosophical and as well be a big commercial hit.

Please provide your contributions for improving the script by providing missing dialogs and screenplay to make the event a grand success.

Ohm Shree Ponnaya Namaha............ Ohm Shree Ponnaya Namaha.............ennai arulvai.

Opening sequence starts in a far distant planet Podambaram where our hero kuddumi Pongaraja Nambi(PON1)fighting with pirates to protect MUD, because MUD is very precious substance in that Planet. The king of pirates overage kulothunga Ashokan will order him to stop objecting his men from taking away MUD and sublime to his orders or get punishment. Every one in the panicked crowd expected him to his obey orders but our hero repulsed and bravely accepted the punishment. Then the first song will appear when he was submerged in a molten mud ball and was throw out of the planet Pidambaram to roam freely in space and decide his fate.

"Mannai Mattum Kandal Kadavul Theriyathu,
Kadavul Mattum Kandal Mannai Theriyathu..
enda ponudal mannuke sondham........"

Then the story moves to present day in a planet called PaxiaNirmasa present in far away distant galaxy who were very much advanced in technology. One of research scientist Govindarajan Ponuswamy(PON2) was discovering a next 100 generation Broadwork Pontechnology chip with billion core advanced processing power to handle astonishing 10^12 mgigi frames/3.33 microseconds whose on board advanced WIFI can extract all the packets in the surrounding and process it independently. This can act as roadmap for all other companies in all planets to follow, while this product will be more advanced then the products invented in next 1000 years to come.

Ponuswamy feared releasing such a advanced chip will create havoc in all networks around the galaxy and bring total chaos and distribution in traffic, and only way to prevent it to immerse the chip in mud. He reported to his senior management dwang/balu that releasing the cutting edge technology to open market will not be approved by him. But his boss who were money minded were thinking otherwise and hence they agreed with an rouge company to deliver the chip blueprint for large sum of money.

Ponuswamy some how knows the cruel motive of his bosses and hence steals the blueprint from the high security lab through drainage sump lines and escapes to his friend house popupaha. But popupaha betrays Ponuswamy and informs his bosses about the location of his friend and his plan to destroy the blueprint. The evil bosses hire a contract killer Christian Pietcher (PON3) an x-PIA agent to assassinate Ponuswamy and get the master chip. Pietcher whose FGF was taken by popupaha, makes an entry in to popupaha home but Ponuswamy escapes out with bluprint. In an anger Pietcher shots him after saying "ellathaiyum neeye eduthuka viduvena - every body is replaceable dammit" and takes away his FGF with him.

Ponuswamy after escaping from Pietcher meets his friend safety on the way, and both of them travel in the car. Since Pietcher was following Ponuswamy's car in a chopper, Ponuswamy suggests his friend who was always nervous to hit the road at 800KMPH. Safety was intended to transport few parcels to his home planet earth, but he mixes the blueprint with his packets and hence wrongly sends the blueprint to earth. Ponuswamy chases the parcel to spaceport, but becomes unconscious and fells in spaceship when a large container hits him. Pietcher puts safety in car dickky by saying - unakku mattum nalla rating kodupanga nan parthukkuthu irrukunuma

Shingen Porahashi(PON4)a martial art expert was informed of his sister(FGF) kidnapped and police informed their suspension on her close friend scientist Ponuswamy, who was traced to be present in flight to earth. He also starts from him home planet to search his missing sister and take revenge on Ponuswamy. Meanwhile president (PON5) was informed of the missing chip and hence he calls a meeting with his advisers and says to them

"Gentleman we have a critical problem which needs a sloution?" All the advisers were seriously thinking of a right solution, when suddenly one of intelligent adviser RappoPon (PON6)interrupted by saying Every problem has a solution, but how far the solution creates new problems must be addressed first..

Oh hearing these words every one including president become spell bound and after short time president replied back "first tell me where is the solution RappoPon?.....I expected a simple solution, but on the contrary you are giving a complex explanation $$%^&*&*". Then they decided to sent a team to earth to retrieve the chip and Ponuswamy.

On earth the space ship crew finds Ponuswamy hiding in ship and hands over him to PAW officer Balram Poidu(PON7)to interrogate Ponuswamy to retrieve the chip from him. During interrogation Poidu says marriage happens in banglore will the bride be in mysore? I am boss here and don't try to cheat me But meanwhile Pietcher who also reaches earth along with his translator FA1 enters the room and kidnaps Ponuswamy along with inspector parthu, out of space port. Meanwhile Ponuswamy disclosed to Pietcher that he hide the chip in an consignment to a house near Brindavan theater in Pertambaram. But soon fight starts and in the duel parthu was shot and Ponuswamy escapes from them.

Both Pietcher and FA1 hires a tourist jeep driven by sas to travel to Pertambaram to get the chip. On the way Pietcher says "Per tam baram - here we come". In Pertambaram the package containg the chip is delivered to a 195.33 year-old, mentally retarded woman, PonNirmaveni(PON8) who lives in belief of receiving a parcel from her FBF who died long before. Ponuswamy pleads for the chip in package, but after long discussion changes the mind of PonNirmaveni, after explaining the scientific threat to her granddaughter, Company heroine.

But loose PonNirmaveni responds by putting the chip inside the idol of Lord Perumal, citing that GOD can suppress and destroy the powerful chip. At the same time Pietcher and FA1 arrives in Pertambaram, and devices and plan to steal the chip. He creates a panic in crowd, but during the gap keeddi Ponuswamy escapes with beautiful Company heroine along with Perumal Idol in a tricycle. In the mean time FA1 was seriously injured, but Pietcher dumps her saying she is elder to him.

Both Ponuswamy and Company heroine travels to some distance and burry the idol in mud to suppress its power and protect network on earth. In the meantime some gundas try to steal mud in that location and confronts Ponuswamy and Company heroine. In the nick of the moment Lights flash and Vincent Ponuraagan(PON9), a Dalit who was been neglected by the society due to their caste arrive, with a bunch of TV reporters. He comes to question the theft of mud and the environmental degradation due to this practice. He says the following golden words we can bring a horse to the pond, but we can't make it to drink water

Both Ponuswamy and Company heroine escapes from there in a lorry and meets accident with a car driven by Kalifullah Pukhtaar(PON10). All of them were taken to hospital where the famous singer Avtaar Pingh(PON11) was also admitted for treatment of cancer present in index finger nail. The idol was mixed with makeup box of Avtaar Pingh and hence every one including Pietcher reaches the auditorium where the show is conducted. A mega hit song follows

udal ponukke sondaham...........pon bumiyai allatum........
oh ho ponam oh oh ponam Oh Oh........
kadal kekkum ezhai pon......

After the song Pietcher shoots index finger nail of Avtaar Pingh and chases out for the idol behind Ponuswamy and Company heroine. They had a long fight in a multi-storied building in OMR and during the fight Pietcher grabs the chip. In the mean time Shingen Porahashi reaches there and engages for a fight with Pietcher for escaping away with FAF. After a long fight Pietcher was badly injured and hence releases the chip and makes it operational.

During that time SW enginner TigerPON(PON12)who works on networking platform and has the ability to test and find a potential sw code bug by saying "its a constraint file issue" and who can successfully test 70000 million frames/3.33 seconds and can explain a complex VOIP DSLAM device by placing a small dot and committed to a custom professional wardrobe becomes crazy after feeling the full effects of the advanced chip and panics.

In the mean time the MUD ball thrown to space from the planet Podambaram containing kuddumi Pongaraja Nambi(PON1), reaches the same location where Pietcher the chip and engulfs them. Thus earth was protected from the deadly effect of the chip and world leaders praise Ponuswamy in a grand function. In the function i will be singing this song

Ulagam Enghilum Unnai Minjida Yaaru
Unnai Pettradu Perumey Konludhu Naadu
Prabanja Nayagane Prabanja Nayagane
Kannangal Kandu Viyakum
Enni Ainavum Unnai Alaikum

At last did company heroine joined hands with Ponuswamy - audience would be in confusion thinking about the conclusion.

Yes, the company heroine will fall in love with Kalifullah Pukhtaar's brother... and after climax he will lift the company heroine by dropping a rope ladder from helicopter... and both will fly away.

President PON ordered F35 fighters to chase the helicopter and shoot it down. But Ponnuswamy will stop the president saying

"Avalukku avana dhaan pidichirukku"

THE END


"Warning - characters appearing in this story is purely fictional and doesn't resemble any one living or dead, and if so is purely coincidental "